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				**Geek Girlfriend Chart**
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Does she know about your pr0n collection?
		|--yes------------>does she care?		**************
		|				|--yes--------->*At least you*
		no				no		*  have one  *
		|				|		*    1/6     *
		|			    **********		**************
	  ************			    *Consider*
	  *Doing Well*			    *yourself*
	  ************			    * lucky  *
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    Is she computer literate?<------------------/
		|
		|-no->Is she prepared to learn?		*****************
	       yes		|--no------------------>*This is no good*
		|		|			*      2/6	*
	 ***************	|			*****************
	 *Where did you*	|
	 *  find her?  *	|
	 ***************	|
		|		|
		|		|
       Does she play Quake?<----/
		|
		|--no------------->Does she play any FPS?
	       yes			|--no------->Does she want to?
		|		       yes		|--no---\
		|			|	/------yes	|
   *************** ************		|	|		|
   *Your kidding,* *Impressive*<--------/	|	*******************
   *   right?    * ************	/---------------/	*At least you have*
   ***************	|	|			*something to get *
	|	   /----/<------/  *****************	* rid of her with *
	|	   |		   *Well, she still*	*       3/6	  *
   Can she code?<--/	/--------->*did pretty well*	*******************
	|		|	   *      4/6      *
	|------no-------/	   *****************
       yes---------------------------->Is she better than you?
						|	******************
						|	*Forget it, this *
						|-yes-->*will never work *
	****************			no	* your fuxxored  *
	*You found one!*			|	* and shouldn't  *
	*Only two more *<-----------------------/	*be a geek anyway*
	* miracles to  *				*      0/6       *
	*  sainthood   *				******************
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	  Is she Asian?			*********
		|-----------yes-------->*Figures*-------\
		|			*********	|
		no					|
		|				        |
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	*She isn't human,*	    Does she look like an Anime character?
	*    is she?	 *				|
	******************				/--------------|
		|					no	      yes
		|					|	       |
	Is she attractive?<-----------------------------/	       |
		|						       |
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		|					*Next time you speak*
		|--------------yes--------------------->* to God, could you *
		no					*get one for me too *
		|					*        6/6        *
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	*Well, you can't*
	* have the cake *
	*and eat it too *
	*      5/6      *
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				-- Hayden 'margorach' Stainsby